Nilok

Hi, I'm Colin. I'm a 20 year old college student at the University of Virginia. Yes, I am an egotistical elitist.

omg stickam?

I have saved a small African village.
Chuck Norris wears pajamas with me on them.
I have defeated terrorists with my bare pinky toe.
I know more than your history textbook.
I was born during a tornado in a 7-11.
I once defeated a colony of Brasilian fire ants with a pitchfork.
I hate George Bush, but I'm pro-life, pro-business.
I hate Hillary Clinton, but I'm pro-environment, pro-stem cells.
My farts smell like roses.
My intelligence compared to the average human is like comparing Voltaire to a 1st grader.
I donated my left kidney to Lance Armstrong; he won the Tour de France 7 times after that.
Wikipedia has an expansive biography of me.
I am one of the most hypocritical people in the world.
My school is better than yours. Read below.

Originally posted by twentyxtwo

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you're nerdy hot.
like you're that kid in my business class i'm like
omg i would bang him
but never do

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"Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs.' In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in America, well you'd think you were the poo too."
- ESPN's review of college campuses

Girls in sundresses.
Curves.
Intelligence.
Humor.
Girls in pearls.
Sunshine.
Good movies.
Sports.
Sunglasses.
Oxford shirts.
Text messaging.
Fighting the good fight.

People who can't help themselves.
Drugs.
Binge Drinking.
Liars.
Disrespectful Brats.
biches.

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